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Category:Women jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:285
 
Joke:A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time Im not eating is when Im sleeping!"
 
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