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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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