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Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:629
 
Joke:How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
 
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