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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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