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| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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