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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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