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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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