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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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