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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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