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| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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