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| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes |
| What did God say after she made Eve?"Practice makes perfect."... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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