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| Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.... more
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| A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho... more
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| Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man ju... more
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| Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overhea... more
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| |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have k... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and ti... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she... more
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| The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determin... more
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| |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fath... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your dec... more
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