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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:333
 
Joke:"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
 
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