| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| John: "Im a man of few words."Bill: "Im married, too."... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh,... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised and says, I dont have a headache!"He says, "... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter th... more
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