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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:736
 
Joke:A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike."sighing deeply, she replied, "Thats exactly what he asked me aboutyou."
 
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