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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever writt... more
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