Over 20,000 free jokes for your enjoyment!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:




Viewing Joke:


Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:1393
 
Joke:A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted."Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "Youve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit




More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  3 stars
A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  4 stars
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urg... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professio... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman,"... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmen... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to p... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners