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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urg... more
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| |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professio... more
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| |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The... more
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| |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman,"... more
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| |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't... more
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| |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel... more
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| |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmen... more
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| |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to p... more
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