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| |A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professio... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| |Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judg... more
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| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| |What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3.... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowe... more
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