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| Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can... more
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| What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!... more
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| 3. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.... more
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| 4. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
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| 5. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!... more
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| 6. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it cant be used until its broken!... more
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| 7. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!... more
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| 8. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!... more
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| 9. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!... more
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| 10. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours... more
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