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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more
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