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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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