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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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