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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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