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Category:Miscellaneous
Date Added:17/07/2009
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Joke:Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells.Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
 
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