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| | Category: | Miscellaneous | | Date Added: | 17/07/2009 | | Views: | 184 | | | | Joke: | The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!""Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom."Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.""No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.""Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?""Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!" | | | |
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