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| 1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar item that she doesn't... more
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| A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices... more
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| What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.... more
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| Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProte... more
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| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more
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| A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong w... more
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| Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phone... more
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| A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the dif... more
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| He said.. I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don't you He said.... more
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