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| A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where do babies come from??... more
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| Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year... more
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| I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes... more
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| How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum clea... more
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| A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well... more
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| A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos... more
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| Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.... more
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| These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gaso... more
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| POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an envi... more
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| Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on... more
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