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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 17/07/2009 | | Views: | 47 | | | | Joke: | |A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," assured his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere." | | | |
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