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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 17/07/2009 | | Views: | 68 | | | | Joke: | |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm."If you're not rally in bad trouble, I'll take the case," said Gregory. "If you're in a real jam and want to get out of it, my partner will handle it.If, on the other hand, you're not involved and want to get in trouble, my on, who just graduated from law school, will take it!" | | | |
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