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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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