Over 20,000 free jokes for your enjoyment!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:




Viewing Joke:


Category:Elderly
Date Added:17/07/2009
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:8
 
Joke:An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.The Doctor remarks: "so you took my advise and took in a boarder?""Yes I did, is the reply, and she's pregnant also....."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit




More Elderly:

1.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cr... more

2.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old... more

3.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
"Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years... more

4.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "Ge... more

5.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.... more

6.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocery store and while sh... more

7.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mister, what's theproble... more

8.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit... more

9.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she... more

10.   Category: Elderly  0 stars
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?""274... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners