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Category:Elderly
Date Added:17/07/2009
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Joke:The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceousblonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace,the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wifelike that?"The old man whispered back, "Easy. I told her I was 90!"
 
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