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| Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year... more
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| WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, an... more
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| Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came... more
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| Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't... more
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| Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were about to get in the c... more
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| All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you u... more
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| Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ... more
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| An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.T... more
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| Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they'll be a mile away -- and barefo... more
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| Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base instincts its my finer o... more
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