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| How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't... more
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| |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shoul... more
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| 3. | Category: Animal jokes |
| There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, "... more
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| |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, pic... more
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| A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that... more
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| 6. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the e... more
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| 7. | Category: Animal jokes |
| What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!... more
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| 8. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.... more
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| |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in... more
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| 10. | Category: Animal jokes |
| As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck, after sear... more
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