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| What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.... more
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| A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that... more
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| 3. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him for five dollars." T... more
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| 4. | Category: Animal jokes |
| In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular,... more
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| 5. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving... more
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| 6. | Category: Animal jokes |
| There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon... more
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| 7. | Category: Animal jokes |
| "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zoo... more
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| 8. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhh... more
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| 9. | Category: Animal jokes |
| What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.... more
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| 10. | Category: Animal jokes |
| What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels... more
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