| 1. | Category: Animal jokes  |
| Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.... more
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| 2. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his... more
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| 3. | Category: Animal jokes |
| How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Animal jokes |
| |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, onc... more
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| 5. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Animal jokes |
| |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in... more
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| 7. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or... more
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| 8. | Category: Animal jokes |
| What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!... more
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| 9. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.... more
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| 10. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.... more
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