Over 20,000 free jokes for your enjoyment!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:




Viewing Joke:


Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:374
 
Joke:"Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, Id have to say that its a bag that tells you when youve drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? Ive been married to one of those for years!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit




More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun:

1.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The ba... more

2.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  2 stars
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molso... more

3.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the ba... more

4.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" a... more

5.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.... more

6.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat... more

7.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I dont like this song, but even... more

8.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very... more

9.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  4 stars
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the ca... more

10.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners