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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:1186
 
Joke:A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then ill go home."
 
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