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| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard com... more
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| A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When... more
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| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is... more
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| A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why ar... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bar... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm... more
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| A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that rea... more
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| A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender... more
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| A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and... more
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| A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"... more
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| A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's for. The bartender... more
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| A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man... more
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| A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they... more
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| A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."T... more
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| An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the s... more
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| Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and t... more
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| One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more dri... more
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| One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank h... more
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| Please try the following:... more
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| 20. | Category: Bar jokes |
| The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known un... more
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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes u... more
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| There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he go... more
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| There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how thei... more
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| This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts t... more
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| Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever... more
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| Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The second vampire says,... more
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| Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his frien... more
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| Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I... more
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| |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8.... more
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| |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't s... more
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