| 1. | Category: Foreigners  |
| A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot... more
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| 2. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife g... more
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| 3. | Category: Sex jokes |
| A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her)... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 5. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wro... more
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| 6. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this j... more
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| 7. | Category: Sex jokes |
| A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.... more
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| 8. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street... more
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| 9. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes  |
| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more
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| 10. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more
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| 11. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more
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| 12. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 13. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he... more
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| 14. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the... more
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| 15. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The catholic preacher sees a cat in the middle of... more
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| 16. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one... more
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| 17. | Category: Situations jokes |
| A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tot... more
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| 18. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hois... more
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| 19. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
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| 20. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will... more
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| 21. | Category: Medicine |
| A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and b... more
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| 22. | Category: Sex jokes |
| A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On their wedding night she joyfully jumps int... more
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| 23. | Category: Medicine |
| A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professional... more
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| 24. | Category: Sex jokes |
| A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism w... more
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| 25. | Category: Science |
| A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and... more
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| 26. | Category: Science |
| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| 27. | Category: Science |
| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| 28. | Category: Relationships |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 29. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 30. | Category: Religious jokes |
| A big, burly man visited the pastors home and asked to see the ministers wife, a woman well known for her charitable imp... more
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