| 1. | Category: Politics  |
| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, th... more
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| 2. | Category: Clinton jokes  |
| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the... more
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| 3. | Category: Politics |
| Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster Gen... more
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| 4. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weap... more
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| 5. | Category: Sex jokes |
| Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only... more
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| 6. | Category: Science |
| Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the foll... more
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| 7. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heav... more
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| 8. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th... more
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| 9. | Category: Salesmen jokes  |
| Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget i... more
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| 10. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.... more
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| 11. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."Salesman: Havent you ever heard o... more
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| 12. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.... more
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| 13. | Category: Situations jokes |
| Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres... more
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| 14. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 15. | Category: Relationships |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 16. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| 17. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?Sammy: No. They do!... more
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| 18. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| 19. | Category: School jokes |
| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| 20. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!... more
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| 21. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and... more
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| 22. | Category: Situations jokes |
| Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival.... more
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| 23. | Category: Children |
| Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," repli... more
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| 24. | Category: Relationships |
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| 25. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen... more
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| 26. | Category: Military jokes |
| Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more
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| 27. | Category: School |
| SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the reason why.A math p... more
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| 28. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been s... more
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| 29. | Category: Religion jokes |
| Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no... more
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| 30. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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