| 1. | Category: Computers  |
| Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide... more
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| 2. | Category: Fishing jokes  |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more
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| 3. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more
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| 4. | Category: Travel |
| Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each... more
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| 5. | Category: Relationships |
| Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor sa... more
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| 6. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other... more
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| 7. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.If you can't ge... more
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| 8. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take yo... more
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| 9. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making Snacksby San Widge... more
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| 10. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm... more
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| 11. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm... more
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| 12. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day... more
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| 13. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, Ill just use my finger like everyon... more
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| 14. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more
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| 15. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 16. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 17. | Category: Ethnic |
| Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it."The Rabbi asked, "... more
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| 18. | Category: Situations jokes |
| Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you te... more
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| 19. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 20. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 21. | Category: Sex jokes |
| Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometim... more
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| 22. | Category: Men |
| Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single... more
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| 23. | Category: School jokes  |
| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 24. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woma... more
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| 25. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends and relationships. The M... more
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| 26. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| 27. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more
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| 28. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 29. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 30. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more
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