| 1. | Category: Miscellaneous  |
| La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children...No mommy, No!...vv... more
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| 2. | Category: Animal jokes |
| Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and br... more
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| 3. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died i... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more
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| 5. | Category: Ethnic |
| Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they w... more
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| 6. | Category: Rabbit jokes  |
| Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more
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| 7. | Category: Relationships |
| Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty... more
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| 8. | Category: Sports |
| Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| 10. | Category: Ethnic |
| Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is... more
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| 11. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box)[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo[_] B... more
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| 12. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more
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| 13. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
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| 14. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 15. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more
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| 16. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more
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| 17. | Category: Relationships |
| Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play n... more
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| 18. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were... more
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| 19. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| 20. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Late Nite jokes heard on T.V."There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in... more
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| 21. | Category: Ethnic |
| Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more
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| 22. | Category: Police jokes |
| Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more
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| 23. | Category: Medicine |
| Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inm... more
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| 24. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 25. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 26. | Category: Politics |
| Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more
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| 27. | Category: Political jokes |
| Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more
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| 28. | Category: Children |
| Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and wal... more
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| 29. | Category: School jokes |
| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| 30. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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