| 1. | Category: Celebrity jokes  |
| G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!... more
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| 2. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Garden Water Featuresby Lily Pond... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| 4. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service...where's the keg? Whe... more
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| 5. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra play... more
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| 7. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty RoomEvangelist... more
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| 8. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| George Carlin Speaks Out...I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am George Carlin.I like big cars, big hooter... more
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| 9. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| George Carlin's Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I'm not i... more
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| 10. | Category: Work jokes |
| George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents... more
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| 11. | Category: Children jokes |
| George knocked on the door of his friends house. When his friends mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?... more
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| 12. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. j... more
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| 13. | Category: Political jokes |
| George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th... more
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| 14. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac Rive... more
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| 15. | Category: Politics |
| George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks fo... more
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| 16. | Category: Politics |
| George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white... more
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| 17. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish... more
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| 18. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of... more
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| 19. | Category: Animal jokes |
| German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper g... more
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| 20. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot... more
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| 21. | Category: Work jokes |
| Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and... more
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| 22. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hung... more
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| 23. | Category: Ghost jokes  |
| Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more
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| 24. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more
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| 25. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there'... more
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| 26. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 27. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on?Girl: About a ye... more
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| 28. | Category: Situations jokes |
| Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last n... more
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| 29. | Category: Religion jokes |
| GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were alone in the house,... more
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| 30. | Category: Food jokes |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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