| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| 3. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more
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| 6. | Category: Money jokes |
| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more
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| 7. | Category: Brother and sister jokes  |
| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 10. | Category: Miscellaneous  |
| Damn...did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah...I didn't know wether to smile back or kick a field g... more
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| 11. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more
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| 12. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more
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| 13. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more
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| 14. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more
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| 15. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in t... more
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| 16. | Category: Bird jokes |
| David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more
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| 17. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more
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| 18. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while... more
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| 19. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. I... more
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| 20. | Category: April Fools Jokes |
| Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earl... more
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| 21. | Category: Relationships |
| Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober....... more
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| 22. | Category: Politics |
| Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good pro... more
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| 23. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely... more
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| 24. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 25. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother... more
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| 26. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our numb... more
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| 27. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| 28. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| 29. | Category: Miscellaneous |
| Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon... more
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| 30. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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